FlyingFox Zipper Hood

The absolute essential item you need in your wardrobe. This Zipper Hood is made from 100% recycled materials so you can brag to your friends about how sustainable and shit you are.

Do you like your friends?

Then buy these insanely comfortable FlyingFox Zipper Hoodies for them and start a gang while looking badass AF, as you completely disregard humanity and let people know that you stand with "The Company That Actually Gives a Flying Fox". If I have to explain why that is funny, you probably shouldn't buy it.

On top of keeping you nice and cozy, it will allow you to look cool while acting like a complete moron as you work your inner thighs posing for a photo that became clear instantly, was a bad idea.

This will be the only hoodie you will ever need EVER. You may as well burn all of your other hoodies to appease this Deity among Hoodies. But wait until it arrives so you don't get chilly in the meantime. Always practice safety first when burning things in sacrifice.
And also, don't burn things.

Textile: Continental Clothing Salvage Unisex Hoodie, Melange Black
https://www.continentalclothing.com/style/view/SA41Z

DISCLAIMER:
Apologies in advance for the outrageous cost of shipping things from Sweden. If I ruled the world, qualified, volunteer talking birds would deliver things free of charge to you, with a smile. Until that day, Swedish postal prices continue to blow.

Also, please note if you are living outside of the EU, you may be subject to import taxes, although I will do my best on this end to ensure this is avoided. Again, until talking birds deliver post free of charge, we are at the mercy of "the system", so just be mentally prepared.

All parcels will be sent traceable and insured. That's the one thing I can still control, damnit.